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The final showdown: What will happen when Muffy The Penis Slayer fights The Sperminator?

33%

9 deviants said Both will be defeated by Chuck Norris.

30%

8 deviants said Both will shake hands and skip home for tea and crumpets.

19%

5 deviants said Both will perish in a battle to the death.

15%

4 deviants said Muffy The Penis Slayer will win, naturally.

4%

1 deviant said The Sperminator will win, of course.

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~ladycross Mar 16, 2006

i'd go for muffy being the winner...^_^ but the tea and crumpets thingy is cool too...hehe^_^

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~You-Know-This-Bitch Mar 15, 2006

Any bet that the spermiator is gay? Come on he's the master of cocks!! If you were, then would you want to fight and fiddle around with out wrinkled coffin tits?? NOOOOOO!!! I'd Swunt her and run off to go sperminate all those guys out there!!!! YEP YEP!!

Muffy Coffin tits can go back to the old coffee stinky vampiric cheese bar she came from or whatever,

And chuck norris would stand there with a blank expression and go -

Meh?

I think thats what! You swunt!

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*brontolina Mar 15, 2006

xD Awesome, you spore!

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~You-Know-This-Bitch Mar 16, 2006

I know

*creepy laugh* Mwahahah!!! Sat on the congay yesterday with Michelle-swunt and had text books rolled up like megaphones shouting - BREASTS!!! and BOTTOM!!! and SPOREEE!!!! SWUNT!!! For a full whole hour, god it was fun!!!!

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*brontolina Mar 16, 2006

xD OMG I wish I was there!

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~You-Know-This-Bitch Mar 16, 2006

Yeah i wish you were!! You could like, drop by some time!! where do you work now? I know where but what road? Where? MEH???

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*brontolina Mar 16, 2006

xD Opposite Marks & Spencer, WHSmith and that silly coffee shop with the American cereal and the jukebox.

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~You-Know-This-Bitch Mar 17, 2006

Wot!!!!!!! You work there, ohhhh!!! ill come look. Hey dont diss the american crereal bar place, i wanna work there!!!

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*brontolina Mar 17, 2006

I was gonna look for one there but figured there wouldn't be because it's a tiny place and it's usually full of people behind the bar anyway :/

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~simonmagwitch Mar 15, 2006

Chuck Norris will win... Beneath Chuck Norris' beard, he has no chin. Only another fist.
Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with heredity. He ate a f*cking Indian. A human being has 26 Chromosomes, but Chuck norris has 72, all of them poisonous! Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, he has never cried. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+ (Ass Kick positive), a class usually reserved for construction equipment. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice. Chuck Norris once ate a greyhound bus...

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