Any bet that the spermiator is gay? Come on he's the master of cocks!! If you were, then would you want to fight and fiddle around with out wrinkled coffin tits?? NOOOOOO!!! I'd Swunt her and run off to go sperminate all those guys out there!!!! YEP YEP!!
Muffy Coffin tits can go back to the old coffee stinky vampiric cheese bar she came from or whatever, And chuck norris would stand there with a blank expression and go -
I know *creepy laugh* Mwahahah!!! Sat on the congay yesterday with Michelle-swunt and had text books rolled up like megaphones shouting - BREASTS!!! and BOTTOM!!! and SPOREEE!!!! SWUNT!!! For a full whole hour, god it was fun!!!!
Chuck Norris will win... Beneath Chuck Norris' beard, he has no chin. Only another fist.
Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with heredity. He ate a f*cking Indian. A human being has 26 Chromosomes, but Chuck norris has 72, all of them poisonous! Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, he has never cried. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+ (Ass Kick positive), a class usually reserved for construction equipment. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice. Chuck Norris once ate a greyhound bus...